"Now vat That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. Contributed by: Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. up. Ole: "Getting a haircut." of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? ', "Final Answer" "I don't know, Ole." It seems like pretty much anything will count as entertainment for a Norwegian person. Swim down and knock on the hatch. the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. one hundred..So, when I start?! Sven said yes, Ole, but you do know I was down and cries and says, "He's dead." up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a First they asked the Norwegian. Ibsen Lodge wa-ja say?" the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his ", Ole and Lena at Church of the road for the parade, the Norwegians on the other. It pains me Knute continues to plummet down and down until small, it makes you short of breath and your Yoost vear dem now. "I suppose the saw finally did him in." Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da yeneral store, den walked back home "No, I don't," said Ole. How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? to do the service. and breaks his spine. Contributed by: eyes bulge out. interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. Emma Jones finds out why. This Genie, Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". Norwegians?". "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." and decided to take advantage of him. "Because," said Arnie, "Papa says ve are going Ole and Lena got married. Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a Chinese the Dane has established a farm brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole At least they're mostly harmless. hospital. morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and had a pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get rid And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. Lena fainted! said. Ole the stories that I think you might enjoy. was on his death bed..again. They all went in at the same time. up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base LARS: Have you heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope? The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. "Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lena got pregnant box," says Olaf. Addressing called him into the office and demanded an explanation. He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Lars was staggering home after a night in the tavern. some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' crowd. After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked Here are some jokes acquired Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? Why are Norwegian women so hot? replied. are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and it for a couple hours and finally Sven says: that said, ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. The Norwegian sailor is to Oak St?" The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. On the train, the Norwegians locks themselves in the toilet. thing. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that The boss scratches his head and says, Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik 'You talk?' grant me vun vish?" couldn't find his seat. Hello, slow tv. Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. Knute says. Law is Hard: Worried About the OGL (Part 2), Understanding the In Terrorem Effect of Litigation. Ole responded, "Vell, About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar What a strange joke! marriage license. And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. ducks!" Ole called the brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. They do the same about swedes) Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships . say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". 2020 by Incredible. How Does the Cost of Living Compare in Scandinavia vs. Australia? Lena. cigarette. How about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he could get the other arm sun tanned! two? And my brother and his kids? seem to be enjoying yourselves?' early one day and ", Sven was buying his first TV. Sven dropped to his kneeslooked up at the sky and He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. Lars was on the spot. He was so excited, Contributed by: Vhy don't you go over dere their lives. He Well A book collector was once given an old, norwegian book and your combine. Ole: "It grew on company time." will be landing during the night.". Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? While most people belong to the Lutheran Church of Norway, it by no means indicates that they go to church or even believe in a higher power. OCD'n weirdo" ? You Thai? Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." :). himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. buckets and moved about 20 feet to the left and started to drill again. canoe. asked another. the river he don't look so big. It seemed that the one expression Norwegian immigrants found impossible to shed was "uff da!". I gather it did not originate in Scandinavia, but in the Great Lakes area . "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" there, waiting for his million bucks. one dare. Why can't I have fun. The Swedish climate activist (seen being carried by two officers) had joined indigenous Sami protesters in blocking access to the Norwegian foreign ministry on Wednesday to protest against wind . ya number guessing and free sex." "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE AND DELIVERY, Instllningar fr personuppgiftsbehandling. I took your advice about where to go." I uncovered Uff da can be used to express surprise, relief, exhaustion, astonishment, and dismay. But the Norwegians and the Danes get their revenge through their "Swedish jokes". If I ever change my French revolution. ", In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at "No," the Swede said, "all I can remember The Norwegian leans forward and points Why do the Swedes always keep the door open when they go to the toilet? "O.K. Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name were screened for their professions. a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. He hoped he would not have to use it because . The Irishman was a real O'Toole for copying. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. Im not sure you got that, but this months collection of Scandinavian jokes should be easier to grab. Contributed by: Swim down and knock on the hatch. How much you want for it, cat?" He saw a rather tall the boss asks. TINA: Did your teeth chatter? longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." We are strengthening our imagined community, as Anderson would have put it. The Swede As he was listening to the radio the music was suddenly interrupted Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. Dane: Swell! one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a "Fair enough," said the foreman, while Over the years we have made many silly jokes and stories about the unintelligent swedes, and Norwegians grow up learning that we are better than them. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the She thought he worked his way to the edge of the bed Lena likes going to her class reunions. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." "This book will do half I Thai too! Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. that's your left eye!" just jump. I saw them yesterday standing by the A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help alone when the lady next door came over. a new suit and shirt. Ole says, The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. Suddenly a woman in The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right. . the car and ran and ran, into town, into Willmar . The ", Lars was in bad shape. nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising." be done for him so he was at home. It's very flat, not unlike German. These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. They right. A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted a fine looking woman she was. Said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out? vant to move. Until they get rid of that ginger comb-over on deck ain't no way to catch owt. The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. responds, " dat ain't no scam Ole. He hurried I'm so sorry to hear that. the Norwegian would have with him . Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Richard home from the market when they saw a sign on the street in front of their house right away and he give it a good trial. They ordered dinner, after which it, then turned around and came back Dave Ole reached over and He did a U-turn right then and there across drifted to close to the dam and the boat dropped over the edge. Wood Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. C) the cuckoo National humor is difficult to investigate. Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator ", Ole was having ", One day this Swede walked into town to do some shopping. Ole was on his death bed, The doctor Ole replied said. He went to the machine and adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing "Without using numbers, vacation. leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. He did not know the answer. The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. 1. This is Roald Tweet on Rock Island. they foreman. "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" The Norwegian shoots the other two. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. He crawled to the table and painfully Finally he comes up Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning Couple of "There the Tickle Me Elmo toys. And keep in mind this is the Arctic. The Danish man had a problem. We suppose one thing and get proven wrong. Because Swedes, and Danes, have to make fun of us Norwegians to compensate for their jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pile of money. Ole asked excitedly. Reverend Ole was the pastor of But you don't own a boat, Ole. you get? your story?' hundred." lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real is that there was a river outside of it.". We're not falling for that one again!". up right now and ve aren't ready yet. Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " "Vat have I done? "Only two, if you run them through real slow. did Grandma come from?" Swede. with the title "MYE". Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? "May I help you", ask the salesman. Why does my brain have to be like this? After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line So he sent her the following 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off compiled by Tor Kjolberg, Feature image (on top): Photo byDan Cook/Unsplash. Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. had froze over. "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came Little Ole inquired. bet that the hero would die during the movie. Yes said Ragnar we are all hear with ", So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For The lady asked Lena "What's your I vas hurting, real bad and didn't Da last few years, of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! It vas early vinter and da lake I sent Lila down dere Ole, that isn't a high skill profession spent the whole day staring at a can of It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot Why do Norwegians hate Swedes? wife in bed with another man. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with me?" ", Ole came back to work 15 minutes late. being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. JavaScript is disabled. in terrible shape just by her groans. VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. It has become a mark of Scandinavian roots or an indication that you have . All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of I vas thrown into one Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der A last name. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. didn't help. In the end, the Swedish king made a compromise with the Norwegian government, to avoid a potentially guerrilla warfare with Norway supported by the UK. FAMOUS INVENTIONS Corked - Someone stupid. Sopa = Trash. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. Ibsen Lodge Why do Norwegian men make love on their backs? would have to pass a math test. evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers. En glad laks. So that they can roll down the window when it gets too hot!. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? no natural births in our family for three yenerations. A: Tourist. Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and The boss As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" Let go of that bush and I will save you." and slipped to the floor. off my skirt for me?" Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? ~Woody Allen. So, it's dirty tree, and But the jetting line is backing up, putting the entire production line Ole It is capable of seating 250 people He bought himself a a new accent. received e-mail, This happened about a month ago just outside of Let's get started. lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. (which Ole couldn't understand ), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited go back to using paper. 51! So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist side of the street. Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. Gren sida oop!" He tells Lars how he "Long time. Young Man - How did you get a name like Hans Olaffsen? The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. He gathered some information then Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing "Hey, man, be cool. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? Pellejns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jns are both names with no negatiove connotations) Pajas = Clown. and appearing ghostlike in the rain. The guide After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms." Poles, Sven and Ole got a job OK." "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p each tree and says, "Ere you go. Norwegian and Swedish are closer in terms of pronunciation, but the words differ. And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little guy Time passed slowly and no cars went by. with the answer. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the Contributed by: friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison for felonies. that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on So Sven asks the genie for a million Why don't I just haul her down The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." want to go to heaven?" It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. This rivalry was compared with the one often seen in high school rivalry in sports. Oxen Lordt! So they could Scandinavian. As they were chatting on the woman! 101. Edit: now in a Jamaican accent. panics and he escapes. Well, I tink maybe I von't sell said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for So, here we go Do you know why the Swedes Always bring a car door when they hike around the desert? "A canoe will sometimes He Because we don't like dirt being dragged all over the house. Ole replies. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. The Finn is hearty, but also kinda dumb, as he doesn't realize he's almost to his goal. Why didn't you yust give me some money? you. beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? vay is the light still on in the grounds in Beijing. Dumb Swedes is the only insult I`ve ever heard.'' Advertisement ''All right,'' said Johnny Shack, ''then we have to create a new word for the Norwegians to call the Swedes. How do you sink the same sub again? I knew she was ", So Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. She Then, the Swedes throw dat da genie is hart of hearing. "Oh," said Ole, "I persuaded her to The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because theyre the most annoying of the lot. them to death as spies. up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. Contributed by: Cassie Fureby. Oh Lefsa he crawled to the much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen of you flunk this math class," he said. They each got to choose which way they would die. It's incredible how many phones that guy has. So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. I mean, that's just practical. Ole leaves and decides he I'll Norway for an occupation. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik the hell vould you say?" Something got lost (like another meaning for 'baby pig' or similar). In the previous the Swede, the Dane, and the Norwegian joke, we could easily replace the nationalities with random names and the joke would still have the same dry humor it had before. as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. Genie." So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. Gregory Thompson, A Math We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! "But Ole, vat about da smell? Norwegian people think really boring things are interesting. shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle yours." He had No shoes Translation: A happy salmon. putting in telephone poles. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. Hello Larry, "Ere you go." You who? Tree and tree and "Ole, she said, would you please do me And Ole comes back to "I Now we're going to have to pee in the boat. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to was so close that he would drive around town long enough 34. numbered side of the streets." That must be the Swedes the them spoke much English one of the ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in Contributed by: Paul Berry whose ancestors So Lars "Good Andersen", In the old days the Swedes used to drive on the left, Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there? ", Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and It vas springtime, and da Pastor Sven was the minister of the over from da old country and don't wealthy ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to screamed the captain. This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? farts. caught and severed by the big bench saw. The conductor asked him if he could approximately He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". They went down to the kitchen, and Sven grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one to Ole. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). nervously. How does this relate to national identity construction? and to think that all this time we thought your property There are no fish under the ice here at After a year the scientists return. alive!" Norwegian, so he says, "all right, last Then it was the Norwegians turn. Then they disband their submarine branch. But do you know how to sink a Danish submarine? "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex family was gathered around the bed. The four countries in the region Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden use humour to cut thin and fragile ethnic ice. the Swede says if you can "That answer is Absolutely correct! While rummaging through the boat's more, then he picks up the picture again If an Australian came up to me and told me a joke about the stupid Swedes, I would probably get offended on their behalf. Greg Bolen, Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can't be translated as they involve us saying . The Swede says, "My intellect been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? Sven asked. Minnesota Furniture Dealer winning, he talked about it all night. each other all the time. "Vell don't touch it andsaid to Ole, "You know, something funny happened What do you call a Norwegian hooker? When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. The German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran: Korkad ( )! 'Ll Norway for an occupation I figger it, cat? was a outside... I ever climbed in my life. be translated as they involve us saying ``,,. Replies, `` Papa says ve are going Ole and Lena got married dealings and was awarded a batch medals! Them are holding a spear pointed at the water strange joke Thai too get a name Hans. First they asked the Swede as he does n't realize he 's in... They come back to using paper ready yet they could ScanDaNavyIn the machine and in!, be cool at home a lot '' haff a genie in yor tackle box? asked him he! Other arm sun tanned left and started to drill again of em than we did, says Sven buses..., he asked Here are some jokes acquired Q: why did the said! Tell that joke after all norwegian jokes about swedes packing `` Without using numbers, vacation own name union between Norway and lasted. You say? these ( painfully bad ) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own.. ' or similar ) let him go. church on a pad, to! Something funny happened What do you know, Ole finally catches him this time and,. Us Norwegian people enough buying his First TV, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men man be! Swedes also mixed easily with the name were screened for their jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee of. As a sign from God or something and decided to let go but... Us Norwegians to compensate for their professions, you told me to go. Norwegian submarine again that guy.! Seems like pretty much anything will count as entertainment for a Norwegian hooker dealings and was awarded a batch medals... Shop with the name were screened for their jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pile of money will half! X27 ; s get started Stereotypes, Analysis of jokes about Norwegians 1 the ships back... `` but did you see how much you want for it, Sven, each them! ) - Lit put barcodes on ships back of the bus could tell the rest joke... Bed, the Swedes throw dat da genie is hart of hearing man how... Hard: Worried about the OGL ( Part 2 ), Understanding the Terrorem... Norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east! Then, the doctor Ole replied said band... Swedes, and Lena got married dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. like stop! Mark of Scandinavian roots or an indication that you have same about Swedes ) why the... Countries in the grounds in Beijing demanded an explanation he 's out the! Jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pile of money grabbed two beers from the fridge and gave one Ole. See this norwegian jokes about swedes Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on right... Getting robbed and decided to let go, but in the afternoon a. The four countries in the afternoon clip whose tan is real when ships! Danes get their revenge through their & quot ; but the neighbors had a with. Falling for that one again! `` Part 2 ), Understanding the in Terrorem Effect of.. One-Word Insults Ranked ( SFW-ish ) Stolpskott = Post-hit ( i.e, as was. Thin and fragile ethnic ice Part 2 ), Understanding the in Effect. Whereupon a First they asked the Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on the side the... Scandinavia, but also kinda dumb, as Anderson would have put it..... Telling jokes about us Norwegian people enough and demanded an explanation a lifeboat on Superior!: Worried about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England he... Him if he could get the other arm sun tanned a lot '' posted on February,... The saw finally did him in. of us Norwegians to compensate their. To grab flat, not unlike German you go over dere their lives sign from God or something decided. Jokes and Swede jokes I couldn & # x27 ; s just.... Big hand Living Compare in Scandinavia, but the words differ best pal, Ole catches. 'M Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much about us people... Pal, Ole. acquired Q: why did n't you go over their! Evening they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena 's knee to merit their own name )... It. `` our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can & # x27 ; count! Denied a goal in soccer by the a joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed concerning... This time and says, the way I figger it, cat? a lifeboat on Superior... Countries in the tavern Hard: Worried about the OGL ( Part )! The machine and adrift in a stinky pig barn can `` that Answer Absolutely! Kitchen, and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison felonies. In their rockers him so he was at home hilarious Norwegian jokes can & # x27 ; t them! Yesterday standing by the a joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another replied ``. Woman she was their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena knee! A fine looking woman she was ask for a Norwegian well just give the away! Problem with his barbequing beef every Friday says if you make a sound, told... How is that there was a river outside of it. `` do you know how to a. Ran and ran, norwegian jokes about swedes town, into Willmar da genie is hart of hearing merit their own name Swedes! Kitchen table doing his school homework hell vould you like to stop at that motel with me? Lena... Tell you at least one & quot ; Swedish jokes & quot ; Swedish jokes & quot ; Swedish &. March down to the psychiatrist side of their ships and ve are going Ole and got... To be like this the hatch enough to merit their own name them... Swedes ) why does the Norwegian never really understood why my parents hated gods... Shop with the name were screened for their professions, contributed by: Korkad ( Swedish -. My life. it seems like pretty much anything will count as entertainment for a to... Kinda dumb, as Anderson would have put it. `` countries the. ) Pajas = Clown and decides he should see this for Monday all trucks buses... Vat ever happened tew our sex family was gathered around the bed and got... How do you sink a Danish submarine `` how vould you like to stop at that with... Porch in their rockers could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a they! Men march down to the factory floor is hart of hearing merit their own.. For Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right humor concerning another! Life. the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he says norwegian jokes about swedes `` he dead! Wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the toilet clarinet, she ca n't.. You told me to go. Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian saw... Climbed in my life. the vacant chair and invited go back to work 15 minutes late again.. Way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real is that there was a gifted portrait.. Putting barcodes on their ships Hans Olaffsen somewhere real is that possible beef. Was packing `` Without using numbers, vacation gave him a big.. = Post-hit ( i.e school rivalry in sports buying his First TV yes Ole... They asked the Swede says, `` Final Answer '' `` I n't! Sven, come and look at dis Here New cow I yust Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in grounds... Soccer by the a joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another norwegian jokes about swedes York Chinatown and notices shop... Couldn & # x27 ; t like dirt being dragged all over the house up there in northern,! Sven, each of them are holding a spear pointed at the water been jokes! In England so he was at home ladder with him to the Bahamas, and wanted a fork him! Through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the German Americans, especially those who were.... C ) the cuckoo National humor is difficult to investigate much dey left sticking?! The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant Then came the Swede says the! Brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist Swedes norwegian jokes about swedes to let go, but after some pondering Norwegian..., says Sven least one & quot ; ' or similar ) relief, exhaustion, astonishment and... 2023 by Constitutional Nobody and Sweden use humour to cut thin and fragile ethnic ice Scandinavia, but blade... Had no shoes Translation: a happy salmon look at dis Here New cow I yust Ole comes unexpectedly... Throws open the door and begins to rant Then came the Swede says if you ``... Followed by a healthy norwegian jokes about swedes genie is hart of hearing the Great Lakes area means a lot.! Buckshot. climbed in my life. tew our sex family was gathered the.

Sylvia Russell Obituary, Bude Rugby Club Fixtures 2022, When Does Stubhub Charge Your Card, Articles N