Will parody do? She knows everything that happens in these stories thanks to her first life, and will try her hardest to change as many fates as possible while getting to revel in the joy and happiness of being not only in her favorite story ever, but also just in the joy of being surrounded by magic. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. "Congratulations on making Headmaster. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. The Lightning has recruited a wide variety of dark wizards as well as familiar faces to his side, and will not stop until he rules the entire world. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. But when you do come across a beautifully thought out and fleshed out one-shot "what if" story about a family that might have been, you make sure everyone you know reads it. fem!Voldemort. You will find out here. She was with Ginny the entire time." Id:(2390865) Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon. Wholesome Howlers though, but her kids are still left mortified. Harry Potter | Voldemort | Short Stories Humour Completed Sends Howler Shot. I'm assuming you're hearing this in front of Lucius, so I'm going to enjoy the look of pure shock on his face. If Snape isn't there, tell him I think he's a greasy git who needs to grow up and stop hating a dead man's child. were one of the many statements heard. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Harry had been staying at Ron's for the end of the summer when his parents and their two friends, Sirius and Remus went on holiday, and unfortunately the Weasley family had been running late. DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! She is a resurrected soul, and this is now her third rebirth. THE WHOLE GRAVEYARD INCIDENT'S PURPOSE WAS FOR THE WORLD TO KNOW I WAS ALIVE! It is unclear how much Voldemort and the Death Eaters knew about the Dursleys themselves. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Over holiday break, they had Kreacher search your room. Sirius froze, feeling all of the colour drain from his face. "After all that I've done for you, you'd better share whatever sweets you get from Mum." Draco shuddered, shutting down the thought as he entered the manors great hall. what states require consummation of marriage; new milford ct police scanner; reply to opposition to motion to compel california; Post OOTP. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} Harry took a deep breath of relief seeing that no other owls were flying throughout the room. James Potter didn't know who he was angry at more, but he did know he had some yelling to do. The Slytherin's were hugging Gryffindor's and Hufflepuff's, and the usually calm Ravenclaw's were jumping around stomping their feet. Regulus, what kind of trouble? Sirius repeated, his rapidly-growing panic causing his voice to raise. Both have a Harry Potter who, after being kicked out of the Dursleys, ends up going to Hogwarts under the false identity of muggleborn orphan Mark Twist. In book 5. the man beside the girl gave a bright grin showing off his canines. Do you think I could be one too?!" Draco scattered with the rest of the Death Eaters, planning to spend the rest of the evening in his room instead of looking for Potter. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Harry faltered. The news of someone getting a Howler was always popular in Hogwarts; Harry Potter especially as he usually got into trouble, and when he did, there would be a small betting pool on whether the Howler was James or Lily - James generally cheering Harry on and Lily scolding him. Site: [Archive of Our Own][139924219787472:site] | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2012-06-08 | Completed: 2012-06-13 | Words: 107464 | Chapters: 18/18 | Comments: 102 | Kudos: 659 | Bookmarks: 180 | Hits: 22809 | ID: 427653 | Download: [EPUB][139924219787472:epub] or [MOBI][139924219787472:mobi] [139924219787472:site]: http://www.archiveofourown.org/ [139924219787472:epub]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.epub?updated_at=1387610162 [139924219787472:mobi]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.mobi?updated_at=1387610162. #luciusmalfoy Voldemort comes back in Harry's 4th year. Unfortunately for Harry, this time it was both. He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE." 34. . Where a sweet and simple thing, needs to stay that way. Set to live with a mated couple, Hermione and Ron, for the last year of his schooling, Draco finds himself thrust into an unknown . I look plenty scary on my own, I'm not going to say anything about the part where you called me a hot bastard because it's simply disturbing. 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When Hermione tries to apologize, Severuss response isnt quite what she expected. To those that read my other fics: I'm so sorry they've been in hiatus so long, but this fic actually got me going again, so hopefully you'll see a new chapter soon!! James headed over to study table and enchanted a piece of parchment. Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting. "CORNEILUS FUDGE IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.". NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! Remus placed a comforting hand on Lily's shoulder, trying to diffuse the tension that was building up rapidly. "YOU SENT A HOWLER TO LORD VOLDEMORT!" A large fire crackled behind a dragon leather chair, illuminating a large highly furnished study room. I've been meaning to write a one-shot of Harry's life if he had not been the Chosen One since I saw this post on tumblr about Harry getting howlers from James and Lily after flying Mr. Weasley's Ford across half the country. And the Hat saw that. Everything was going downhill for Draco, but at the same time, everything seemed brighter. Injured and crippled, James offers to be the others legs until he recovers. There was one thing to be out with your friends after dark having . they exclaimed in unison. @keyframes _1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT{0%{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc{--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left:0px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;padding:3px 9px;position:absolute;border-radius:4px;margin-top:-6px;background:#000;color:#fff;animation:_1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT .5s step-end;z-index:100;white-space:pre-wrap}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:100%;left:calc(50% - 4px - var(--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left));width:0;height:0;border-top:3px solid #000;border-left:4px solid transparent;border-right:4px solid transparent}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd{margin-top:6px}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after{border-bottom:3px solid #000;border-top:none;bottom:100%;top:auto} Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2017-03-23 | Updated: 2018-12-22 | Words: 415301 | Chapters: 32/36 | Comments: 389 | Kudos: 632 | Bookmarks: 188 | Hits: 15461 | ID: 10413771 | Download: EPUB or MOBI, FanfictionBot2.0.0-beta | Usage ffnbot!ignore, Linkao3(https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194). "O-our wards should not have let this through. "We'll talk to him when he gets back during Christmas.". linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. He asked, looking over at the snoring red-head in question. So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. Except that this time, Fred and George are with them on it. And neither did Harry. My friends. The Dark Lord sat at the head of the table, his high, cold voice like ice to Dracos heart. Harry had grown bright red during their rant and refused to look anywhere except for his hands. He needed to compose himself, he won't let his father scare him while he's here. After the war, two broken souls find solace in each other. He had made eye-contact with the man and could help but flinch at the look of disappointment and disgust he shot his way. After looking into Snape's pensieve, Harry makes up his mind to take charge of his actionsbut before he can, he is sent back in time to 1975. Albus Dumbledore. Browse through and read howler fanfiction stories and books. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILLME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? A misunderstanding between two girls in love drives a wedge in between their relationship. When Harry and the others left, the Death Eaters were waiting. In the end there is a small section of people going to the future. here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. That would mean that Neville would have been the Chosen One instead and that would also mean that Harry would still have his parents and Sirius. First of all I'd like to confirm that I don't need a nose to be terrifying! A one-shot of Harry in his second year where Lily and James are still alive. The silence lifted and the room began to fill with morning chatter once more. On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. 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